JESUS loves THE LITTLE CHILDREN (too much)

Apparently in Alabama Jesus truly does “love the little children” – all the way to Sunday and back!   In His floor-length white robes, satiny hair, and big baby blues, this holy Dude spreads a blanket, beckons a 14-year-old to sit on it, removes her clothes, strips to his loin cloth.  Fondling the little child’s private parts, he asks her to cradle His holy penis in her hands:   “’I don’t